Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink

I feel ashamed.

Then I look into the glass and think about the workers

in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.

If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and

their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer

and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry

about my liver." --by Jack Handy