| Greg really likes beer. It's pretty much the only thing you will find in his refrigerator besides mayonnaise, pickle relish and orange juice. Greg drinks many different kinds of beer because every time of day or occasion should have it's own special beer theme.
Breakfast - If you're not drinking mimosa's, Caesars or Bloody Marys, Greg's current choice is Pilsner Urquell. Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore. All Day - Coors Light, the other Greg say's: "It's the beer to have if you're having twelve or more." Greg likes "it's what beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer." The Canadians call it simply, "Bitch Beer." Other all day beers include Corona Light, Michelob Ultra and Aspen. Lunch- Sierra Nevada pale ale. For those rare occasions when Greg drinks at lunch. After Work - Guinness, the perfect beer to unwind with. It quaffs readily. In Singapore, it's a tough choice between Guinness and Tiger. Beach and Sunny Days - Corona or Corona Light. There is something about the lime ritual that says chicks rock, and the sun is awesome. After the Perfect Dinner - Not a good time for beer. Try a glass of cognac, cup of espresso, something really sweet, like a créme brûlè. Road Trip - Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill all your beer. Elsie called them roadies. Messy Greg calls them friends. Of course, Messy Greg judges his car by how cool the cup holders are. Negra Modello, Steve thinks it's the best Mexican import, Greg thinks it's good for road trips. Dinner - The Belgians brew the best beer. The best dinner brew is Chimay. It's also a great holiday beer. London - It took Greg a while to get into the whole London thing, several trips actually. Once when Greg was in London some great friends took him to the Great British Beer Festival. When in London, Greg has an occasional Boddingtons or Speckled Hen. After sex - Champagne, don't you know. Works pretty well before sex too. Champagne goes best with chicks, caviar and crackers. Greg would have said biscuits but that would have violated the 3 C's. When you are sleepy - Drinking beer while sleeping is an art Greg has moved to a higher level. A good beer for "sleepy time" is Duvel. If you want to wake up, have a shot of tequila and chase it with massive beers. Should fix you right up. Afternoon - A good light German beer like Spaten is great indoors. If you are outside in the summer try a Hoegarten with a slice of lemon. According to Paul, Hoegarten is only a summer beer. Someone else's thoughts on beer- Greg saw this on a good site about beer. Greg laughed heartily at the last one, "Hi, we're here from the church of beer and we'd like to offer you a cold one." Greg's good friend Steve Swenson (introduced me to Tattoed Moms and Pats) sent me some interesting thoughts on beer. FAQ's and Beer Problem Soutions- Greg added his thoughts Steve also sent some updated alcohol warnings. And some various levels of hangovers. Best song for drinking in the morning: Roadhouse Blues by the Doors Best song for drinking and umm, well for roadies: Runnin' Down a Dream by Tom Petty Best party song of all time: Louie Louie by the Kingsmen Best song for out at the bar: Have a drink on me by ACDC or 5 o'clock Somewhere by Alan Jackson |
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